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  mjohnson

  (Last activity: 16 hrs. ago)

  male, 28 years old, London, United Kingdom

  Mjohnson has a 300 degree arc of vision. Mjohnson can speak six languages. Mjohnson can hear spiders walking on the ceiling. Mjohnson invented the question mark. Mjohnson beat your Dad at scrabble in 1982. Mjohnson knows the cure for sleeping....

  Interests: sitting down ,

  standing up

  User tags: + sheds ,

  + Mjohnson KNOWS ,
  + blue balls ,
  + Dananite ,
  + top gear ,
  + not clarkson no no no of course not ,
  + ineffectual cult leader ,
  + pokes primates ,
  + sock fetishist ,
  + woooo yeah ,
  + enjoys rabbit porn ,
  + backdoor