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mjohnson(Last activity: 27 min. ago)
male, 28 years old, London, United Kingdom
Mjohnson has a 300 degree arc of vision. Mjohnson can speak six languages. Mjohnson can hear spiders walking on the ceiling. Mjohnson invented the question mark. Mjohnson beat your Dad at scrabble in 1982. Mjohnson knows the cure for sleeping....
Interests: sitting down, standing up
User tags: + sheds, + Mjohnson KNOWS, + blue balls, + Dananite, + top gear, + not clarkson no no no of course not, + ineffectual cult leader, + sock fetishist, + woooo yeah, + pretending to be a gardener, + enjoys rabbit porn, + backdoor
