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• + rollerskates to work every day
• + once shaved a picture of a bulldog in his chest hair
• + boils up pork brawn every sunday
• + believes that we are all evolved from ants
• + uses a fish splice to stir his tea
• + prayed to the god of cornish pasty
• + dr spock has nothing on this man
• + forgotten how to button his shirt
• + cat extremist
• + sexed up a monkey and then left it wanting more
• + simple simon met the pieman in pettifers oven
• + his brand of choice is logitech
• + taking pictures of youself in the mirror is not cool
• + is human detritus
• + pie eater
• + bummed frier tuck in a gay orgy
• + tommy tanked in his mothers petty coat
• + destroyed a poor innocent acorn by jumping on it
• + des and daffney double acts
• + i said peter piper likes you pettfier

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