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• + force feeds rabbits to hens
• + able to perform the perfect forward roll every time
• + insisted on getting a packet of lard at the local market
• + wears a saucepan on his head to protect against the sun's rays
• + spent all day once balancing a tortoise on a totempole
• + has a video of lemmings plummeting to their demise
• + very good at cutting lino with a stanley knife
• + flotsam negotiations officer
• + blogtastic
• + blue b
• + sense of humor
• + hoovered his driveway
• + made a mallet from old cornflakes compacted together
• + will never reveal his secret love of dust mites
• + enjoys whistling the theme to neighbours whilst driving
• + kk friend
• + drinks iodine and sulphur
• + gentleman
• + walked straight through my flowerbed oh what a silly boy
• + dothink

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