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Steven_Paul_Allen's profile
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- Steven Allen
- male
- 28
- Reigate
- speaks English
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- Member since:
- 2006-09-07
- Profile views:
- 3772
About me
My personal ambition is to fulfil a role in a tub of sugar beet. I formally convey my presence.
Recent posts
- Bonjela in bonjela.blog.co.uk (45 days old)
- Bonjela in bonjela.blog.co.uk (45 days old)
- Two More in songswemade.blog.co.uk (52 days old)
- Mop Up in stevenallenstories.blog.co.uk (53 days old)
- Zoom Stag in stevenallenstories.blog.co.uk (53 days old)
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Interests
- beetlejuice,
- billy batts,
- bonjela,
- charlie chalk,
- chewing cud,
- coasting,
- coco pops,
- cow bells,
- david attenborough,
- david bowie,
- dentyl ph,
- driving home for christmas,
- eating cookie dough,
- elastic band balls,
- fantasy premier league,
- germolene,
- granny smith,
- kingfisher,
- lurpack,
- multibionta,
- music,
- orange creams,
- palmolive shower gel,
- pom bear,
- reversing sleeping patterns,
- ribena,
- robot dancing,
- sharpening pencils,
- snorkleing in swimming pools,
- spreading negative vibes at work,
- the mull of kintyre,
- throwing paperclips,
- volcanoes,
- warming up blu tack,
- watching demolition man,
- wikipedia,
- wildebeest migration
User tags
- guess whooo,
- roflmao,
- hacks and slashes at his garden with a pair of nail scissors,
- very creative for a thursday morning,
- too many words come to mind,
- must.try.harder.,
- laughs at people with crippling sciatica,
- germolene proponent,
- bonjela facade,
- futile beyond remorse,
- tried to blow up ikea but they were having none of it,
- hides behind sofas when he's dragged along to land of leather,
- drives like there's no tomorrow,
- is a member of the national almera association,
- reads mein kampf to kids,
- once thought he caught facism but it turned out to be bad wind,
- reels in big fish only to let them go at the last second,
- learnt how to play jazz piano and promptly forgot,
- child prodigy that went off the rails,
- umbrella tactics to hide his real identity,
- uses a fake passport to get served in burgh heath asda,
- one man army fighting for peace and all the glory,
- he'll never be able to find all these tags; that's why i've copied and pasted them to show him later,
- toys r'nt us,
- results day means diddly squat to this heathen,
- is he even working today?,
- takes time off to watch shit cricket matches,
- supports swindon old boys fc,
- hates pigeons with unrivalled passion,
- loves going for the glory,
- why are you going for the glory?,
- i do this all the time and look at me,
- points at clouds and looks perplexed,
- once managed to lock himself in his car whilst the keys were still in the door,
- winds the window down and looks like he's about to shout something; but he just looks on and giggles,
- laughs like a schoolgirl,
- eats the skin off of sausages and throws away the meat,
- if he could be any action hero he'd be steven segal's nephew simon,
- yodels uncontrollably,
- well bum,
- well futile,
- parties like it's nineteen ninety nine every night,
- hoegaarden master chef,
- super bock of heaven and hell,
- flicks his uvula in front of those people who have had their vocal cords removed,
- doesn't feel anything for vegetables,
- well brown,
- curls up in a ball when johnny ball comes on the telly box,
- keeps a shockwave generator in his wardrobe,
- looks shifty in front of the fuzz,
- thinks the devil wears hi tec's,
- allow halal,
- yoghurt thief,
- hardcore prawn peeler,
- stamps madly,
- i wanna hear from your lip; what happen?,
- disregards tasty food products on purpose,
- only eats halal meat,
- puts his trousers under his mattress to iron them flat,
- is my fruityloops protege,
- death by fruityloops,
- hates star trek almost as much as me,
- removes klingons with charmin ultra,
- facialiser extraordinaire,
- if he could jizz on the face of spiderman then he would,
- if he could make love to the cable guy then he would,
- if he could sleep with demoliton man then he would,
- kingfisher creator of heaven and hell,
- tea leaf,
- purple monkey dishwasher serviceman,
- calls his mum by her maiden name,
- hangs out with undesirables in a bid to up his street cred,
- insufferable fool,
- intolerable nincompoop,
- induces so many reacharounds; it's impossible to know where to start,
- i don't like him i told you,
- took him three minutes to read war and peace,
- he reads literature as if it were a pop up book,
- still refuses to buy a television set,
- kills 99.9% of bacteria,
- bang! and the work is gone,
- irons his pants with a sandwich toaster,
- when he plays draughts he shouts king me! even though he hasn't touched his counters,
- uses kleenex in a pioneering fashion,
- expels grey matter through his mouth,
- watches a film a day,
- a film a day keeps the doctor away,
- an apple a day gives you apple breath,
- and you say this is nothing?,
- where are my boys huh? where are my boys?!,
- nine maverick bars,
- nine huh?,
- steve steve steve,
- doesn't wear anything from topman,
- most tagged man in britain (next to glora hunniford),
- quite a few tags now don't you think?,
- exclamation marker!,
- oks actually stands for ok steve,
- when raising manual credits use the part number #steve,
- steve,
- i can't imagine you as a zygote,
- showstoppers is actually a flashback of steve's childhood,
- gary wilmot elation,
- gary wilmot blues,
- spa is the choice for me,
- nella luap nevets,
- zsa zsa gabor is actually steven paul allen backwards,
- unreasonably stripey tops,
- laughs like a girl on helium,
- gripe success!,
- grate success!,
- grape success!,
- great success!,
- the almera of wonderment and coastitude,
- coasts with the best of them,
- ayrton senna could have learnt from steve's coasting technique,
- yellow fever is no match for steve's brainwaves,
- bouncebackability is not a word,
- jesus has nothing on this fellow,
- blog of christ (amen),
- bone structure wonder,
- unhappy as barry,
- daddy mac'll make you blog,
- likes to play chopsticks on the clarinet,
- keels over just for a laugh,
- handfuls of stale biscuits,
- barry edwards gave the rights to his autobiography to steve,
- laughs in the face of respectable decency,
- co dependent on yazoo,
- co dependent on cocopops bars,
- co dependent on meat and potatoes,
- co dependent on strong tea,
- co dependent on coasting,
- co dependent on being a downright maniac,
- the wild samantha mumba,
- stuck in a little room whilst we get to skip happily and free,
- ploughs through leasing contracts like nobody's business (not),
- they say jump and you say more tea?,
- born when the moon was in the zodiac sign of slough,
- plays with doh (play doh),
- flotsam experimentalist,
- shake well drink cold,
- billy batts magical hoegaarden,
- refreshes like a mad man,
- speedo tester,
- domicile,
- the wild mumba,
- say hello to my little friend,
- crucial crocodile,
- destroys milk skin,
- aware of this,
- barking barry edwards,
- colenel in the light infantry,
- likes looking to his left,
- sandwich inhaler,
- agrucultural revolutionary,
- looks great in spandex,
- barry edwards,
- friend of slow life,
- frothy,
- smirks all the time,
- zebra eater,
- shadow boxer,
- tortoise cam,
- wildebeest herder,
- strawberry nesquik fanatic,
- crusha appreciator,
- milky joe,
- attenborough,
- just look around you,
- look around you,
- terrible drunk,
- blows hot and cold,
- keelhauled,
- can i fill a page with user tags?,
- alliteration novice,
- golf mugger,
- eats fruit salad sweets,
- rarely does overtime,
- hides behind fridges,
- sofajacker,
- chewy metal,
- well oiled palm,
- cold ham streaks,
- pulling a fast one!,
- hooking the flowbee to the kerbee,
- two of them,
- one of lloydy creators,
- threw a tantrum in tesco,
- talented beyond reason,
- question marker?,
- hot flush,
- loud and proud,
- warm flannel,
- tree flattener,
- onomatopoeic!,
- headroom,
- word manipulator,
- happy as larry,
- pancake roller,
- ample bosom,
- well jackson,
- specious,
- futile,
- coaster,
- wizard,
- mad stamper,
- coffee bean,
- kingfisher,
- proggy is a froggy,
- doolally rational,
- barking,
- randomninja
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