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If you have to ask, I am 33 and used to come from south east London. I used to eat chocolate biscuits, drink sugary tea, watch telly, play video games, love my missus and get 8 hours of sleep a night. I spiced up this meagre existence by conducting experiments into the temporal and dimensional properties of things in my cupboard. Having smeared my right hand with a cheap supermarket marmite substitute I witnessed some bizarre side effects. I have inexplicably found myself in some bizarre time vortex, being flung forwards and backwards in time, with only my hand (the one smeared in yeast extract) remaining in the present. It taps away on this humble blog while my adventure continues..........(like Quantum Leap, with a keyboard smeared in brownstuff)

Recent posts

• Dear Bingo, where have you been? in milkingthegimp.blog.co.uk (717 days old)
• New names for the housemates UPDATED (again) ( & again) in milkingthegimp.blog.co.uk (819 days old)
• The Biggin Hill Hair Fair 2006 in milkingthegimp.blog.co.uk (856 days old)
• Tagged again, describe my good self with ten” G” words in milkingthegimp.blog.co.uk (865 days old)
• Tudor my word, another episode in lostintime.blog.co.uk (873 days old)

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• on Battered by Prince Vultan (true story) in milkingthegimp.blog.co.uk (642 days old)
• on Sagem Myx-5 vintage 2002. in znethru-7.blog.co.uk (642 days old)
• on Dear Bingo, where have you been? in milkingthegimp.blog.co.uk (716 days old)
• on Dear Bingo, where have you been? in milkingthegimp.blog.co.uk (717 days old)
• on The Biggin Hill Hair Fair 2006 in milkingthegimp.blog.co.uk (846 days old)

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• lostintime.blog.co.uk
• milkingthegimp.blog.co.uk

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