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Posts tagged with 'tramp'

• • Ballad of a Tramp
  • by mistertramp
    

  • in mistertramp.blog.co.uk

  • 17 days old
  • I tried to flee the country at night, little realising that people only notice when you don't want them to notice. Suddenly everyone was eyeing me up, dressing me down, working me out. So I had a bad feeling when I walked up to the check-in desk at the airport. Particularly as I had developed a rather painful erection. To my utter dismay the... more
  • Tags: + cock , + dylan , + freud , + kafka , + pavlov ,
• • Barber Roulette
  • by mistertramp
    

  • in mistertramp.blog.co.uk

  • 59 days old
  • The locks were long and cumbersome when I meekly shuffled into the barbershop. It was time for the yearly cut. This particular establishment had caught my eye by virtue of offering hair-dressing for only £5. My hair certainly needs dressing, I thought, as my subconscious added an unnecessary 'So do you'. However I had no time for such... more
  • Tags: + hair , + stupidity ,