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- New Paedophiles Strategy
- by tel1342
- in thehappeningplace.blog.co.uk
- 3 days old
- Jackie Spliff, Labour's choice of Home Secretary for May, has announced tough new plans to combat increasing fears over paedophiles and the fact that they all seem to live near children. "If you find a paedophile, it's extremely likely that there's going to be a child within a mile or so of him," said the politician, "so we're going to house all... more
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- 6-6-6
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 3 days old
- Run for your lives! and hide! In an attempt to quash any potential satanic uprising Mr Brown Prime Minister unelectable, has ordered that all babies born on the 6th June 2006 to be taken into custody for questioning. "There is a clear and present danger to the security of this country, just as there was with Saddam," said the PM, "and as such we... more
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- demoting emotion
- by rajanpuri
- in puriman.blog.co.uk
- 4 days old
- Anger- Useful in battle and arguing over inflated prices of canned tune. Detrimental when arrested by police for threathening behaviour with a spanner. Can cause heart failure and a red face. Obssessinality- Causes proflic success in chosen focus, often at cost of an actual life. Forgetting to brush one's teeth, engage in social interaction and... more
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- Heatwave Plan
- by tel1342
- in thehappeningplace.blog.co.uk
- 5 days old
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- God, To Retire! Breaking News!
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 5 days old
- Well, after at least fifteen billion years in the job, God is finally stepping down, it was announced today. Speaking from a tower above the Pearly Gates, St Peter told a stunned universe that God now felt he was too old to be the Supreme Being, and would be making way for a younger man. Departing from his prepared statement, the 2030-year-old... more
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- Mr P Nis Responds!
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 6 days old
- Dear Management, We find your demands ludicrous. You keep complaining about longevity and yet refuse to offer my client overtime or even alternate work hours. Don't complain about how long Mr P Nis works when you won't provide the proper rate for the job. Your request for candlelight violates your own safe working practices, as open flames are a... more
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- Latest News
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 11 days old
- *The Happening Place... Latest update http://thehappeningplace.blog.co.uk/ 88| more
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- Mr P Nis Esq.
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 11 days old
- Dear Management, I, Mr P Nis, hereby request a rise in salary for the following reasons: I do exhausting, hands-on physical labour. I work at great depths and plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp, ill-lit environment with poor ventilation at very high temperatures. My work constantly... more
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- Free Breast Implants!
- by tel1342
- in thehappeningplace.blog.co.uk
- 11 days old
- Cow n Dairy Plc, which has seen its profits go tits up in the face of the promotion of breast feeding by many health professionals, is clearly a corporation that believes in innovation. Not content with adding minute amounts of cocoa solids to its formula milk in an attempt to lift its sagging bottom line in the third world, The Happening Place... more
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- Husbands to Pay for Sex?
- by tel1342
- in thehappeningplace.blog.co.uk
- 14 days old
- Report say’s that husbands should have to pay their wives for sex! This report was definitely greeted with squeals of delight or possibly long, drawn out moans, by many British women, who have been complaining for years about men who pay for sex on the streets, but won’t pay for it at home. Among the more radical proposals the British... more
