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- Mr P Nis is Sacked!
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 1 hour old
- Dear Sir, We regret to inform you that as of this morning, your client's employment with our company has been terminated on the grounds of disloyalty, gross negligence, burglary, and utter disregard for his employer, worsened by the aspersions he has cast upon the good character of Ms Clit Toris and the disrespectful tone of your entire... more
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- Heatwave Plan
- by tel1342
- in thehappeningplace.blog.co.uk
- 5 hours old
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- God, To Retire! Breaking News!
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 5 hours old
- Well, after at least fifteen billion years in the job, God is finally stepping down, it was announced today. Speaking from a tower above the Pearly Gates, St Peter told a stunned universe that God now felt he was too old to be the Supreme Being, and would be making way for a younger man. Departing from his prepared statement, the 2030-year-old... more
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- Is it all a question of "state of mind"
- by B4Ideas
- in betterideas.blog.co.uk
- 6 hours old
- What got me thinking about this is the great weather we have had the last week in the UK. Everyone is happier, more positive, more up beat when you talk to them. Which raised the question of Why? I am not someone who needs convincing that sunshine is good for the soul but it did get me thinking is it just sunshine or could we cultivate that... more
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- Help...we've been Invaded....
- by xmillyxxx
- in Bigfatme.blog.co.uk
- 21 hours old
- :wave: 'Ello... Well,it's the time of year that our quaint little town gets invaded....by travelers...or Pikeys...or Gyppo's...however you refer to them! :)) We have a 'Horse Fair' Pikey Parade thing Bi-Annualy,and they come from miles around to buy and sell utter shit and cheap lace their wares. A chance for the women to find a shag 'The One' ... more
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- Mr P Nis Responds!
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 22 hours old
- Dear Management, We find your demands ludicrous. You keep complaining about longevity and yet refuse to offer my client overtime or even alternate work hours. Don't complain about how long Mr P Nis works when you won't provide the proper rate for the job. Your request for candlelight violates your own safe working practices, as open flames are a... more
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- Crazy month!
- by mikoncathy
- in usatelite.blog.co.uk
- 1 day old
- Crazy months! I get a load of new friends n planning big bro's wedding, and..... Its gonna be my birthday, and.......................I JUST WON A FREE DVD PLAYER. YEAH!!! But Then again there's death... and birth. All of that before my 24th birthday. I really think it's a blessings. What would you think if that happens to you?!? more
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- Plausible Musings
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 3 days old
- Why is it we choose from just 3 plausible candidates for our Prime Minister and fifty for Miss United Kingdom? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Can you cry under water? If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long... more
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- Crocodile Attack
- by la_spice
- in photographygroup.blog.co.uk
- 4 days old
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- todays chuckle
- by boredrich
- in boredrich1.blog.co.uk
- 4 days old
- I sit here sometimes thinking the same thing :)) more
