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- Plausible Musings
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 5 hours old
- Why is it we choose from just 3 plausible candidates for our Prime Minister and fifty for Miss United Kingdom? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Can you cry under water? If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long... more
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- Sharing a good thing...
- by kendersrule
- in kenderspouch.blog.co.uk
- 23 hours old
- Right, those of you who have absolutely know idea why i've called this blog kenderspouch, see one of the earliest entries! However if you like reading fantasy books, and epics, then you should definitely check out the origins of the Kender, which is the DragonLance series of books and role playing games, personally i have only read the books,... more
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- Management Response No2
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 1 day old
- Dear Sirs, We were most disappointed to learn that your client, Mr P Nis, rather than humbly accepting our offer, has threatened to take legal action if his demands are not met. Your letter claims that Mr Nis could work an entire eight hour shift if requested to so, but that such a request has never been made. Management disagrees on both counts... more
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- Yodel
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 2 days old
- Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the... more
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- Butterfly Damages My Roof!
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 2 days old
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- Legal Response
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 3 days old
- Dear Management, As the legal representative for Mr. P. Nis I am appalled at your unacceptable response. Mr. P Nis has an exemplary record of discharging the duties assigned to him. Far from being the idle clock watcher you infer, he is extraordinarily flexible in delivering his loads on time and often before they are even requested. He has, in... more
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- Latest News
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 3 days old
- *The Happening Place... Latest update http://thehappeningplace.blog.co.uk/ 88| more
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- Management Response!
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 3 days old
- Dear Mr P Nis, After careful assessment of your request and consideration of the rather limp arguments you have used to justify your case, management regrets to inform you that your request for a rise has been rejected. We feel that although some of your arguments are valid, extenuating circumstances hinder management from giving you any more... more
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- Mr P Nis Esq.
- by tel1342
- in Crusader.blog.co.uk
- 3 days old
- Dear Management, I, Mr P Nis, hereby request a rise in salary for the following reasons: I do exhausting, hands-on physical labour. I work at great depths and plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp, ill-lit environment with poor ventilation at very high temperatures. My work constantly... more
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- Free Breast Implants!
- by tel1342
- in thehappeningplace.blog.co.uk
- 3 days old
- Cow n Dairy Plc, which has seen its profits go tits up in the face of the promotion of breast feeding by many health professionals, is clearly a corporation that believes in innovation. Not content with adding minute amounts of cocoa solids to its formula milk in an attempt to lift its sagging bottom line in the third world, The Happening Place... more
