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- a stroll with doris
- by kevinwilson
- in eagle-eye.blog.co.uk
- 1 day old
- it was a beautiful morning and i could hear a lark in the meadows, though it was interrupted when the police were called.doris was wearing a wide brimmed hat - so wide, in fact, that she needed three people to hold onto the edges so she could see beyond her size fifteens.she had teamed this with a low cut vest, though why she wanted to show off... more
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- doris's bed
- by kevinwilson
- in eagle-eye.blog.co.uk
- 2 days old
- we occasionally share - usually when i've had my iron tablets. but tonight, doris wants her beauty sleep. i ventured to suggest that she might want to take two weeks over it but she advised me with the aid of a right hook that one night would be enough to restore her good looks. so she's sleeping alone, in her own bed. it's a water bed. well,... more
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- Jack's Fantasy Island and Kev's Doris
- by miramaze
- in goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk
- 5 days old
- LMAO this morning .. teee heeee.. jackfrost and kevin have me in stitches :)) Carry on lads :) ( clicky on linkies ) Jack Frost’s Fantasy Island http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2008/07/18/fantasy-island-4465983 Kev’s Doris http://eagle-eye.blog.co.uk/2008/04/11/intimate-moments-with-doris-4029029 more
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- happy or not
- by kevinwilson
- in eagle-eye.blog.co.uk
- 9 days old
- my researchers tell me that you're either a happy person, or you're not.life events like getting married and getting a new job and having babies (not necessarily in that order) can make you temporarily happy but the essence of happiness is in ourselves, you see.my research team know this because they studied hundreds of german people, and found... more
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- affairs of state
- by kevinwilson
- in eagle-eye.blog.co.uk
- 11 days old
- i'm the titular head of state - which explains why my subjects shout tit head as i drive past in my convertible reliant robin (converted from a wheelie bin).i can tell they love me by the way they raise a finger to signify that i am number one to them.i'm touched.and speaking of being touched, doris has been making strange overtures lately - and... more
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- planning for the weekend
- by kevinwilson
- in eagle-eye.blog.co.uk
- 13 days old
- i knew doris was feeling frisky when she cleaned her teeth this morning.she never cleans her teeth - doesn't want to wear them out.i told her that all dentures wear out, especially if you buy them at a car boot sale.they don't even fit her very well.but it works in a way - she's always got a broad smile, which is nice for the guests.not only... more
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- fruit
- by kevinwilson
- in eagle-eye.blog.co.uk
- 35 days old
- doris had only just closed the door on richard and judy (and wouldn't we all like to do that?) when she turned to me and pouted. on anyone else, that would make you feel a bit sympathetic. but doris just looked silly. her lips stuck out so much they looked like two hot water bottles and i could hardly see her eyes. eventually, she said she felt... more
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- good state of health
- by kevinwilson
- in eagle-eye.blog.co.uk
- 35 days old
- be careful of reading health books - you may die of a misprint: mark twain that's very true, that is. it pays to be very clear when it comes to your health. why, only the other day, doris went to see the doctor and said something about itchy virginia. he advised her to go on a camping holiday to cornwall with him instead. i told her it was... more
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- races
- by kevinwilson
- in eagle-eye.blog.co.uk
- 43 days old
- doris and i were invited to a day at the dog races today.as my favoured island friends will know, all dogs are called kevin, and i own them all - i just rent them out now and then.so they couldn't very well not invite us, could they?but it did make betting a bit confusing.so i came up with a cunning plan, with the result that poor doris was up... more
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- doris gets a tan
- by kevinwilson
- in eagle-eye.blog.co.uk
- 44 days old
- she put so much nivea on herself (well, i took time off from delousing the cat to give her a hand) that when she lay down, three polar bears decided to take up residence on her back. she didn't so much bathe as sizzle. at one stage, i was charging 50p to tourists to come and have a look. we all laughed about it. she'll never get a tan like that,... more
